shoegazevevo:

Looking for a sugar daddy but tbh I’m like a solid 3 so I gotta settle for a splenda daddy 

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nishlo:

parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all

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theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

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